When you’re a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher’s classroom is the biggest crossover event reality has to offer
my physics and english teacher hated each other and the physics teacher made a habit of getting grades back to students as quickly as possible and one day he just walked into her classroom and started handing back tests while she was trying to lecture
FUCK silverfish
if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg
I HATE THEM SO MUCH
OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES
SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF
wait
where do you think the name came from
>implying endermen aren’t real
‘What now becomes of this Fellowship? Without Gandalf, hope is lost.’
‘The quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little and it will fail to the ruin of all. Yet hope remains while the company is true.’
take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat
Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.
Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…
Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself
People that think archaeologists are concerned with protecting the status quo or are afraid of “rewriting the history books” are so funny because every one of my archaeology courses is chock full of
“now I really don’t like this term, but we need to use it so remember it’s problematic”
“I disagree with this author a lot but I want you to make your own conclusions”
“archaeologists in the past didn’t know what they were doing and this has been recently disproven”
and my favorite, “this is what we think about this now, but once your generation does further research that will most likely change”
No gay has all 5:
- A job
- Good relationship with father
- Neurotypical brain
- Ability to top
- Driver’s license
this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.
Anonymous asked:
thatlittleegyptologist answered:
Friends. We both dig stuff from the ground.
We are exhausted rivals with people who think we are the same! United front!!
Legolas has no idea how old he is. None.
He has a general, ball park idea of his age, he can (usually) guess it within 20- 30 or so years. But that’s all.
He lost count somehwere in his first thousandth years of life and never bothered to figure it out again.
However, if you ask him his age he will tell you WILDLY different answers that seem to be randomly selected out of thin air.
Pippin: Legolas, how old are you?
Legolas: I am 8987 years.
Aragorn: Okay no, Ada isn’t even 8000 years old yet. Try again.
Legolas: I am 72 years old.
Aragorn: And you certainly arnt younger than me.
Legolas: I am 678 years old.
Aragorn: I also feel like that is incorrect.
Legolas: I am 3000 years old.
Aragorn: Much more plausible, but still, I think, incorrect.
Legolas: I am exactly 8 years old.
Aragorn: why are you the way that you are
Legolas: :)
Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding
Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?
the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god
by fall out boy
I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke
Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.
by panic! at the disco
remember when people were saying Pink was evil or some shit because she faked her own death to get away from the other diamonds
you know I already thought her actions were understandable if a bit misguided but you know what the more I see of White the more I think she 100% did the right thing
I thought this was about Pink the singer for a second and wanted to know how I missed the fact that she faked her own death.
And why she was trying to escape Marina and the rest of the diamonds…
i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die
#do u want to die in danish or english
*Hamlet sweats nervously*
the princess diaries was anne hathaway’s first movie and like can you imagine being in her place and just casually being told oh btw julie andrews is your co-star no pressure welcome to hollywood
I imagine it would feel something like this
that’s the plot of the movie
i’m screaming
I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.
Yall are missing the best fucking part
This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye
Omg
